So Thursday as I leave work at 2100pm, I head home, and as I head home I feel like some chipotle would make the night better. I proceed past my extra to go to chipotle in Maplewood, where my car at the stop light of 36E and english decided it would break while in the right lane. Scared to death I call anyone I can think of crying bc well I am going to get hit, even though my hazard lights are one, and well I did get a nice love tap on the ass, when 4 cops and a deputy sherriff show up push me to the side and ask if I had been drinking, what a joke. Then make sure I have a ride.....the end result my timing belt broke and now my car is at my ex boyfriends getting fixed. My mom and sister are out of town the weekend, and as much as I would love to spend the weekend locked in my room I had to get out.
Satuday at 1650 I get on the 71 heading to downtown st paul, my end goal the mall of america. What else to do when you are bored. I have a shit ton of homework to do so I am reading on the bus, well because its a little over an hr ride, why not. Not only do I have a cold, but I am on the bus reading a book called sex crimes. Old ladies snare at me, and then you have the occasional hood teenager laughing bc of the word sex.
Well I am on the 54 heading to the mall and a guy sitting across from me decided that he is not only going to hit on me but use my book as the line to hit on me. "So I like sex, and have a criminal record, I think we would get along" WTF who says that really? I just said great and I am sure my girlfriend would love that. Now we all know I am not a lesbian, but that line was priceless.
While at the mall my brother calls me and wants to hang out, so I think jesus I am at the mall he is in burnsville how can I get there, well magic the bus goes to burnsville a block from his house. While on the bus there I have a young black guy ask if I like it in the butt. I have ahd some wierd people asking me questions,, old couples mad they did not stop at the liquor store, and I am still freezing because I have no long johns.
So today I get on the bus to come home, and I hear some of the oddest convos. It was amusing, there is a guy who looked 40 but was asking this girl on the phone if her dad would care if they were in her room, and he promised he would stay clothed. Do people know that people can hear them when on the bus? So now this ride I am reading the women in the system text book, real classy. Some guy looks at me and says "So why not men in the system, I have a PO and I think I could treat you right, my name is classy." Well that line states anything but classy. I smiled and ignored him.
Now I know the bus in saint paul is full of special people but lord all mighty I had no idea people were so blunt, it scares me to a pont. Regardless the ex said the car should be done tmrw night tuesday at the latest. Mom is home so I no longer have to take the bus for now, but I just cant believe how people are, do they think we all walk in sound proof bubbles?
haha, i love the crazies on the bus. Variety is the spice of life, right?
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